Monthly Archives: September, 2011
A Hackneyed 14th Century Comedian Who’s Tired of Attacking Castles
You ever notice when you attack a castle, they always raise the drawbridge right before you get there? I mean they had hours to raise the drawbridge – they knew … Continue reading
What to Do in a Safe House
The best thing to do in a safe house is think about why you’re in a safe house. What did you do to get here? Did you kill someone? Did … Continue reading
How to Deal with an Ant Problem
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/how-to-deal-with-an-ant-problem/
All You Need to Know About Paper Towels
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/all-you-need-to-know-about-paper-towels/ Photo: nickgraywfu http://www.flickr.com/photos/nickgray/
What Your Toilet Paper Ply Says About You
http://www.pointsincase.com/articles/what-your-toilet-paper-ply-says-about-you
Why We Don’t Have Flying Cars
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/why-we-dont-have-flying-cars/
The Original Consumer Report on the Dishwasher
Every meal must end as God intended with the cleaning of dishes, to remind us that our culinary reverie is only that, a brief respite from a life of labor, … Continue reading
My Dream to Own a Book Ladder
I’ve always wanted to own a book ladder (see above). It’s not typically associated with status symbols, like a two car garage or a remote controlled barbeque, but it matters … Continue reading
