Monthly Archives: October, 2011
So You Heard Your Neighbors Having Sex
http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/so-you-heard-your-neighbors-having-sex/ image – John Tornow
All You Need to Know About Pistachios
Pistachios are an odd nut, because they’re the only nut that has cleavage. If you look at a pistachio the shell is always slightly spread open, giving you a preview … Continue reading
Observing the Construction of a McDonald’s
http://www.thebigjewel.com/observing-the-construction-of-a-mcdonalds/ Photo: Wikimedia Commons/Chrisloader
Local Food Truck Discovered To Be Restaurant
http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/local/local-food-truck-discovered-to-be-restaurant Photo: Pete Seazle
Just You Try and Watch a Movie
Cinema attendance is down this year, and it doesn’t matter what year I’m writing this, because it’s down every year. Who knew that terrible prints, low light projection, endless trailers, … Continue reading
Forgotten Greek Myths
Astridus, the god of involuntary spasms, finds his lover dallying in a field. Hoping to surprise young Supya, he poses as a sheep, but tragedy strikes when Supya, posing as … Continue reading
Those Elusive Free Wireless Zones
There is something especially pathetic about the man at the beach with the metal detector. It’s not his desperate search for treasure, or his lack of proper beach attire, but … Continue reading
