Humor by Chason Gordon. See below.

Writing – Selects

The great Grade 6 con that set off years of bad choices – The Globe and Mail

It’s OK to Partially Bootleg a Movie When You Have to Pee – Slate

How to Cope When You’ve Been Catfished by Your Favorite Delivery Spot – Vice

The Moment in Adulthood When You Realize Your Parents’ Cooking Kind of Sucks – Vice

Replace Your Every Human Need With Neuro Water – Extra Crispy

Pacific Science Center: The best place in Seattle to be murdered? – Crosscut

How to Pretend to Move to Canada If So-and-So Becomes President – Seattle Weekly

A Tribute to the Facebook Heroes Who Never Post Anything Political – Thought Catalog

A Look at the Optometrist’s Air Puff Test – Paste Magazine

Moving from soccer player to referee, I gained an education in rejection – The Globe and Mail

How to Irrationally Punch a Wall – Ask Men

If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Get Out of the Tropical Butterfly House – Seattle Weekly

An Inside-Look at Trader Joe’s Notorious Canadian Knock-Off – Seattle Weekly

Reason to Go See the Grand Canyon at Night – Paste Magazine

Star Trek at EMP: Not quite set to stun – Crosscut

How to Sleep in Your Car – Paste Magazine

The corn mazes of Puget Sound — a semi-factual guide – Crosscut

Where the Robots of Seattle Roam Free – Crosscut

Are These Burgers Worthy of the Pope? – Crosscut

In-N-Out Doppelganger CaliBurger Opens First Seattle Location – Seattle Weekly

Seattle’s Only Last-minute Gift Guide – Crosscut

Apple Juice, Deconstructed – Seattle Weekly

What’s Up with the ZymoGenetics Building? – City Arts

The Night I Inadvertently Traumatized a Neighbor with My Nakedness – Human Parts

Until They Can Get an NHL Team, Seattle’s Hockey Fans Are Just Trying to Save Their Bar – Seattle Weekly

Crackers Should Stop Trying to Be Chips – Paste Magazine

The Quest for Your Hometown Food in Seattle – Seattle Weekly

Seattle Weekly NeighborHuh Series:

Top Hat: Like Monopoly With Downtown Views

Brighton: A Food Court of Religious Options

Licton Springs Is for the Buffleheads

Ronald: Go for the Bog, Stay for the Bog

Harbor Island Is Where the Machines Will Rise Up Against the Humans – Seattle Weekly

On the Phrase “No Worries” – Thought Catalog

We’re Going to Need More Men – Splitsider

How to Deal with an Ant Problem – Thought Catalog

Human Foosball is a Thing – The Capitol Hill Times

A Peek Inside Olympia’s First, and Only, Strip Club – Seattle Weekly

A Meditation On a Stray Jar of Cheese Balls – Capitol Hill Times

You Can Buy a Ticket to Space in Gig Harbor – Seattle Weekly

The Vaguely Defined, But Very Real Dance Tax – The Capitol Hill Times

A Review of Seattle’s First Parklet – The Capitol Hill Times

I Am Poutine – City Arts Magazine

Another Giant Yacht Is Docked On The Waterfront – Capitol Hill Times

Let’s Make a Gingerbread House! – Thought Catalog

Why No Ketchup Chips, America? – Literally Humor

Observing the Construction of a McDonald’s – The Big Jewel

So You Heard Your Neighbors Having Sex – Thought Catalog

You Better Double Bag Your Freedom, Because It’s Leaking – Capitol Hill Times

Cartoons – Selects

Cartoon #1 at The Syrup Trap

Cartoon #2 at The Syrup Trap

Cartoon #3 at The Syrup Trap

Editorial Cartoon at Seattle Weekly

Computer Recycling Cartoon at CHT