Humor by Chason Gordon. See below.

Writing – Selects

How to Stress-Cook Yourself Into Oblivion on Election Day – Slate

The great Grade 6 con that set off years of bad choices – The Globe and Mail

Washington schools need later start times, since they keep waking me up – MyNorthwest

I Can’t Stop Eating My Coronavirus Food Stockpile – Vice

It’s OK to Partially Bootleg a Movie When You Have to Pee – Slate

Yes, My Internet is Also Down – Weekly Humorist

Washington state does indeed have a crow hunting season – MyNorthwest

There’s a reason great artists are assholes – Spiked

Hey, Don’t Pull Yourself In Closer to Me After I Stab You with My Sword! – Robot Butt

Seattle’s New Distracted-Driving Law Ensures That You Don’t Have Fun in the Car – The Stranger

We’re Going to Need More Men – Vulture

To the Spider Clinging for Life on My Side View Mirror – Robot Butt

Moving from soccer player to referee, I gained an education in rejection – The Globe and Mail

How to Irrationally Punch a Wall – Ask Men

How to Cope When You’ve Been Catfished by Your Favorite Delivery Spot – Vice

Here’s Why A&W Tastes Better in Canada Than It Does in the US – Paste

The Moment in Adulthood When You Realize Your Parents’ Cooking Kind of Sucks – Vice

Washington schools should reopen because my neighbors’ kids are loud – MyNorthwest

Actually, We Should All Have to Watch the Same In-Flight Movie at the Same Time – Vice

Pacific Science Center: The best place in Seattle to be murdered? – Crosscut

Requiem for the last Arby’s in Seattle – Seattle Refined

Replace Your Every Human Need With Neuro Water – Extra Crispy

How to Pretend to Move to Canada If So-and-So Becomes President – Seattle Weekly

A Tribute to the Facebook Heroes Who Never Post Anything Political – Thought Catalog

Saying Goodbye to Those Lovably Pesky Parking Stickers – Seattle Refined

Pop-up ads are trying to shame you – Input

A Look at the Optometrist’s Air Puff Test – Paste Magazine

If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Get Out of the Tropical Butterfly House – Seattle Weekly

An Inside-Look at Trader Joe’s Notorious Canadian Knock-Off – Seattle Weekly

Reason to Go See the Grand Canyon at Night – Paste Magazine

How to Sleep in Your Car – Paste Magazine

The corn mazes of Puget Sound — a semi-factual guide – Crosscut

What’s Up with the ZymoGenetics Building? – City Arts

The Night I Inadvertently Traumatized a Neighbor with My Nakedness – Human Parts

Crackers Should Stop Trying to Be Chips – Paste Magazine

On the Phrase “No Worries” – Thought Catalog

How to Deal with an Ant Problem – Thought Catalog

Let’s Make a Gingerbread House! – Thought Catalog

Why No Ketchup Chips, America? – Literally Humor

Observing the Construction of a McDonald’s – The Big Jewel

So You Heard Your Neighbors Having Sex – Thought Catalog

Cartoons – Selects

Cartoon #1 at The Syrup Trap

Cartoon #2 at The Syrup Trap

Cartoon #3 at The Syrup Trap

Editorial Cartoon at Seattle Weekly