Writing – Selects
The great Grade 6 con that set off years of bad choices – The Globe and Mail
It’s OK to Partially Bootleg a Movie When You Have to Pee – Slate
How to Cope When You’ve Been Catfished by Your Favorite Delivery Spot – Vice
The Moment in Adulthood When You Realize Your Parents’ Cooking Kind of Sucks – Vice
Replace Your Every Human Need With Neuro Water – Extra Crispy
Pacific Science Center: The best place in Seattle to be murdered? – Crosscut
How to Pretend to Move to Canada If So-and-So Becomes President – Seattle Weekly
A Tribute to the Facebook Heroes Who Never Post Anything Political – Thought Catalog
A Look at the Optometrist’s Air Puff Test – Paste Magazine
Moving from soccer player to referee, I gained an education in rejection – The Globe and Mail
How to Irrationally Punch a Wall – Ask Men
If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Get Out of the Tropical Butterfly House – Seattle Weekly
An Inside-Look at Trader Joe’s Notorious Canadian Knock-Off – Seattle Weekly
Reason to Go See the Grand Canyon at Night – Paste Magazine
Star Trek at EMP: Not quite set to stun – Crosscut
How to Sleep in Your Car – Paste Magazine
The corn mazes of Puget Sound — a semi-factual guide – Crosscut
Where the Robots of Seattle Roam Free – Crosscut
Are These Burgers Worthy of the Pope? – Crosscut
In-N-Out Doppelganger CaliBurger Opens First Seattle Location – Seattle Weekly
Seattle’s Only Last-minute Gift Guide – Crosscut
Apple Juice, Deconstructed – Seattle Weekly
What’s Up with the ZymoGenetics Building? – City Arts
The Night I Inadvertently Traumatized a Neighbor with My Nakedness – Human Parts
Until They Can Get an NHL Team, Seattle’s Hockey Fans Are Just Trying to Save Their Bar – Seattle Weekly
Crackers Should Stop Trying to Be Chips – Paste Magazine
The Quest for Your Hometown Food in Seattle – Seattle Weekly
Seattle Weekly NeighborHuh Series:
Top Hat: Like Monopoly With Downtown Views
Brighton: A Food Court of Religious Options
Licton Springs Is for the Buffleheads
Ronald: Go for the Bog, Stay for the Bog
Harbor Island Is Where the Machines Will Rise Up Against the Humans – Seattle Weekly
On the Phrase “No Worries” – Thought Catalog
We’re Going to Need More Men – Splitsider
How to Deal with an Ant Problem – Thought Catalog
Human Foosball is a Thing – The Capitol Hill Times
A Peek Inside Olympia’s First, and Only, Strip Club – Seattle Weekly
A Meditation On a Stray Jar of Cheese Balls – Capitol Hill Times
You Can Buy a Ticket to Space in Gig Harbor – Seattle Weekly
The Vaguely Defined, But Very Real Dance Tax – The Capitol Hill Times
A Review of Seattle’s First Parklet – The Capitol Hill Times
I Am Poutine – City Arts Magazine
Another Giant Yacht Is Docked On The Waterfront – Capitol Hill Times
Let’s Make a Gingerbread House! – Thought Catalog
Why No Ketchup Chips, America? – Literally Humor
Observing the Construction of a McDonald’s – The Big Jewel
So You Heard Your Neighbors Having Sex – Thought Catalog
You Better Double Bag Your Freedom, Because It’s Leaking – Capitol Hill Times
Cartoons – Selects
