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• When #hummingbirds fly, it looks like someone is pausing and fast-forwarding footage of a hummingbird. @audubonsociety 7 hours ago
• RT @WeeklyHumorist: 💻☠️Yes, My Internet is Also Down ~ by @chasongordon I feel so alone right now. The rest of you are just going ahead a… 4 days ago
• A look at the sheer terror that occurs when one's internet momentarily goes down at the office. My latest… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 5 days ago
• Kawhi Leonard leaving the @Raptors for the @LAClippers is #Canada's worst loss since the Avro Arrow. Ok that's not… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
• I have a tumultuous relationship with the spider on my car's side view mirror. Hope he has wifi and reads this. My… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 weeks ago
• RT @msimeona: The ultimate troll job by @chasongordon. I’m dying 😂. Congrats on your first NBA title @Raptors 🇨🇦 https://t.co/5dOq5ziP7J 4 weeks ago
• The annual booing of Gary Bettman as he's trying to talk during the #StanleyCup presentation is always my favorite part of the finals. 1 month ago