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Monthly Archives: October, 2011

So You Heard Your Neighbors Having Sex

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/so-you-heard-your-neighbors-having-sex/ image – John Tornow

10/27/2011 · Leave a comment

All You Need to Know About Pistachios

Pistachios are an odd nut, because they’re the only nut that has cleavage. If you look at a pistachio the shell is always slightly spread open, giving you a preview … Continue reading

10/25/2011 · 4 Comments

Observing the Construction of a McDonald’s

http://www.thebigjewel.com/observing-the-construction-of-a-mcdonalds/ Photo: Wikimedia Commons/Chrisloader

10/19/2011 · Leave a comment

Local Food Truck Discovered To Be Restaurant

http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/local/local-food-truck-discovered-to-be-restaurant Photo: Pete Seazle

10/17/2011 · Leave a comment

Just You Try and Watch a Movie

Cinema attendance is down this year, and it doesn’t matter what year I’m writing this, because it’s down every year. Who knew that terrible prints, low light projection, endless trailers, … Continue reading

10/13/2011 · Leave a comment

Forgotten Greek Myths

Astridus, the god of involuntary spasms, finds his lover dallying in a field. Hoping to surprise young Supya, he poses as a sheep, but tragedy strikes when Supya, posing as … Continue reading

10/10/2011 · 3 Comments

Those Elusive Free Wireless Zones

There is something especially pathetic about the man at the beach with the metal detector. It’s not his desperate search for treasure, or his lack of proper beach attire, but … Continue reading

10/06/2011 · 1 Comment

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