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Category Archives: Fake News

BREAKING NEWS: Romney Blames Election Loss on “Lazy” Son

BOSTON – Throughout the election campaign, Mitt Romney’s five sons, Tagg, Matt, Josh, Ben, and Craig, played an essential role in helping their father get the word out. But a … Continue reading

11/15/2012 · Leave a comment

BREAKING NEWS: Obama and Romney Spent Election Night Playing Halo 4

WASHINGTON – According to campaign insiders, President Obama and Mitt Romney spent election night playing the new Halo for hours, occasionally pausing the Xbox game to check swing state results. … Continue reading

11/08/2012 · Leave a comment

Man Uses Robocalls to Trash Successful Sister

TEMPE, ARIZONA – Peter Thompson had long felt jealous of his sister for her various successes, fearing she outshined him in the eyes of his parents, so he decided to … Continue reading

03/15/2012 · Leave a comment

Romney Restructures Wayne Industries

GOTHAM – In a shocking move today, Mitt Romney’s Bain Capital purchased Bruce Wayne’s company and immediately began restructuring it, leading to thousands of layoffs across the board. “This should … Continue reading

03/07/2012 · 1 Comment

Obama Engrossed By Republican Primaries, Forgets Presidential Duties

WASHINGTON – According to a recent report, President Obama is so engrossed with the republican primaries that he’s forgotten all his responsibilities as Commander in Chief. “He spends all day … Continue reading

01/27/2012 · Leave a comment

Solyndra Solar Panels Mistakenly Gave Sun Energy

WASHINGTON – A source in the Obama administration confirmed today that the solar panels produced by the now defunct Solyndra actually gave the sun more power, rather than absorbing it, … Continue reading

01/23/2012 · 2 Comments

Newt Gingrich Literally Constructs Own Moral Universe

MACLEAN, VA – It was discovered today that Newt Gingrich literally constructed his own moral universe, mostly built out of mirrors, birch bark, and headshots. “It’s amazing,” confirmed one reporter, … Continue reading

01/19/2012 · 1 Comment

Oscars To Be Hosted By A Redbox Machine

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/oscars-to-be-hosted-by-a-redbox-machine/

11/17/2011 · Leave a comment

Observing the Construction of a McDonald’s

http://www.thebigjewel.com/observing-the-construction-of-a-mcdonalds/ Photo: Wikimedia Commons/Chrisloader

10/19/2011 · Leave a comment

Local Food Truck Discovered To Be Restaurant

http://www.westseattlefunblog.com/local/local-food-truck-discovered-to-be-restaurant Photo: Pete Seazle

10/17/2011 · Leave a comment

Behavioral Therapy Teaches Polite Driver How to Be an Asshole

http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201109221558/behavioral-therapy-teaches-polite-driver-how-to-be-an-asshole/

09/22/2011 · 2 Comments

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