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Category Archives: History

Sometimes you arrive late to a 4000-person water balloon fight (with video!)

It shall go down as one of the bloodiest, wettest, sexiest days in Seattle history, a day in which thousands of men and women gave their dryness so that a … Continue reading

09/12/2013 · 1 Comment

Words We’ve Probably Learned From Movies

Everyone has either been the victim or the aggressor in regards to the following sentence: “Oh, you got that from [insert movie here].” As much as we’d like to deny … Continue reading

12/18/2012 · 1 Comment

A One on One Tour of the Stonewall Jackson House

Lexington, Virginia Initially I did not intend to go to the Stonewall Jackson house, but the Robert E. Lee chapel was closed and I thought Jackson a fine second. Being … Continue reading

12/11/2011 · 1 Comment

Ten Things You Should See in a Heist Film

http://www.soundonsight.org/ten-things-you-should-see-in-a-heist-film/

11/30/2011 · Leave a comment

The Initial Reports on Classic Consumer Products

http://www.defenestrationmag.net/2011/11/the-initial-reports-on-classic-consumer-products-by-chason-gordon/

11/02/2011 · Leave a comment

Forgotten Greek Myths

Astridus, the god of involuntary spasms, finds his lover dallying in a field. Hoping to surprise young Supya, he poses as a sheep, but tragedy strikes when Supya, posing as … Continue reading

10/10/2011 · 3 Comments

A Hackneyed 14th Century Comedian Who’s Tired of Attacking Castles

You ever notice when you attack a castle, they always raise the drawbridge right before you get there? I mean they had hours to raise the drawbridge – they knew … Continue reading

09/30/2011 · Leave a comment

The Original Consumer Report on the Dishwasher

Every meal must end as God intended with the cleaning of dishes, to remind us that our culinary reverie is only that, a brief respite from a life of labor, … Continue reading

09/14/2011 · Leave a comment

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