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So Many Boxes: My Stint as a Mover

Originally appeared in The Billfold, 2015   At a molecular level, there’s not much of a difference between matter and empty space, but for some reason people still find it … Continue reading

04/21/2016 · Leave a comment

Micro-Apartments: If These Walls Could Talk, They’d Whisper

  The American space program has been suffering of late. We simply can’t find enough people willing to spend six months to a year living inside a small capsule in … Continue reading

04/29/2013 · 2 Comments

You Better Double Bag Your Freedom, Because It’s Leaking

Hello there, welcome to this week’s episode of “What’s Seattle Banning Now?” In today’s article we’re going to look at plastic bags, those thin, stretchy contraptions that carry your groceries … Continue reading

08/29/2012 · Leave a comment

On the Phrase “No Worries”

A few years ago I apologized to a friend for not making it to his party, and very effortlessly, he shook his head and said, “No worries.” I had never … Continue reading

04/02/2012 · Leave a comment