BREAKING NEWS: Romney Blames Election Loss on “Lazy” Son
BOSTON – Throughout the election campaign, Mitt Romney’s five sons, Tagg, Matt, Josh, Ben, and Craig, played an essential role in helping their father get the word out. But a … Continue reading
BREAKING NEWS: Obama and Romney Spent Election Night Playing Halo 4
WASHINGTON – According to campaign insiders, President Obama and Mitt Romney spent election night playing the new Halo for hours, occasionally pausing the Xbox game to check swing state results. … Continue reading
Obama Engrossed By Republican Primaries, Forgets Presidential Duties
WASHINGTON – According to a recent report, President Obama is so engrossed with the republican primaries that he’s forgotten all his responsibilities as Commander in Chief. “He spends all day … Continue reading
Solyndra Solar Panels Mistakenly Gave Sun Energy
WASHINGTON – A source in the Obama administration confirmed today that the solar panels produced by the now defunct Solyndra actually gave the sun more power, rather than absorbing it, … Continue reading
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