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Man Uses Robocalls to Trash Successful Sister

TEMPE, ARIZONA – Peter Thompson had long felt jealous of his sister for her various successes, fearing she outshined him in the eyes of his parents, so he decided to … Continue reading

03/15/2012 · Leave a comment

Obama Engrossed By Republican Primaries, Forgets Presidential Duties

WASHINGTON – According to a recent report, President Obama is so engrossed with the republican primaries that he’s forgotten all his responsibilities as Commander in Chief. “He spends all day … Continue reading

01/27/2012 · Leave a comment

Newt Gingrich Literally Constructs Own Moral Universe

MACLEAN, VA – It was discovered today that Newt Gingrich literally constructed his own moral universe, mostly built out of mirrors, birch bark, and headshots. “It’s amazing,” confirmed one reporter, … Continue reading

01/19/2012 · 1 Comment

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